Wifey Talk

Let’s take a short break for a Public Service Announcement from Wifey’sWorld.com about why it’s so important to support your favorite must amateur milf and horny housewife site. As you can see in the terrifying photo of former Playboy model and wife of Lorenzo Lamas Shauna Sand, there are some scary frankenstein type titties out there. After viewing this photo, I don’t think I will get an erection for a week (or at least until the next WIfey update!). I thought it might be important for us all to remember why we appreciate Wifey and her glorious set of titanic 34f titties on display in her hundreds of amateur housewife photos.

View Shauna Sand Photos

Now, this just makes me angry. Not only is Audrina Patridge not famous for anything other than being on The Hills and the fact that she wears a bikini all the time, but her boobs look like they were created in a lab somewhere. And yet, she star in a nation Carls Jr. burger commercial campaign. I suppose it kind of makes since as it is a direct follow up to their last commercial starring the equally useless Paris Hilton, but if they really wanted to sell some burgers by having a big breasted beauty get her face messy, perhaps Wifey is the perfect candidate! I mean, she already has over 10 years of experience getting Hubby’s sauce all over her face and mouth in their filthy amateur oral sex videos at www.wifeysworld.com. I would certainly rather watch Wifey swallow things for 30 seconds.

I often wonder how long it takes Wifey to clean up after filming a cum shot and facial filled erotic amateur xxx photo shoot with Hubby. Imagine the time she spends getting her sexy lingerie outfit picked out, her hair done and her make up put on. Only to get it all messed up giving oily handjobs, slobbery blowjobs and then taking a sticky shot of sperm all over her face. Not to mention the very real danger of having Hubby’s load plaster her eye shut! Come to think of it, I suppose she is responsible for the mess I make on my own at home!

Some of you may remember a post not too long ago featuring Wifey before and after photos. The after photo being her lovely amateur housewife face covered in a messy cum shot facial. Well, this week we have Wifey front and back. The front, as if it needs any explanation, features Wifey’s amazing 34 breasts gently cradled in her hands and offered up for plastering with a sticky shot of sperm. The back photo features our favorite blonde milf presenting her positively perfect posterior in the hopes that someone will pull down her panties and pound her pink pussy. Enjoy!

It’s so much cooler up here in the NW (actually a little TOO cool!) I’m starting to miss the heat  :) 

Lucky for me I got to provide a little heat this week for Hubby- I surprised him when he arrived from down South with a little outfit I bought up here at Fantasy Video. I also bought a new pair of shoes- and LOVE them! Sexy as hell!

GOOD update this week- the sex was great and I ended up giving him a slow loving handjob that had him cumming like a firehose! Come and watch it!

Let’s review just a few of the reasons it is fantastic to be Hubby: having a beautiful wife, who happens to be blonde, has a beautiful face, has a bodaciously curvy body, has huge 34f breasts and also has the ability to suck his enormous cock until he blows his load all over her face while she manages to catch every last drop and swallow it down with a smile. Lucky bastard.

Okay, so you can’t tell from the photo above that this post actually does feature big breasted topless fetish model Aria Giovanni, but trust me, those fantastic natural breasts definitely belong to Aria. There are several visual clues as to who this lovely set of bare tits belong to. The very fact that the outfit she is wearing is latex and has cutouts to allow her bountiful bosom to hang out might be the first clue! Aria would be at the top of my list (maybe behind Bianca Beauchamp) of parnters for Wifey in a hot and steamy girl on girl photo set.

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I never get tired of seeing photos of slutty, busty housewife and milf Wifey pleasuring herself with an enormous sex toy. It would have to be huge to even come close to replicating Hubby’s size! Considering that many of Wifey’s hundreds of erotic amateur photo sets end with Wifey giving herself a screaming orgasm, we get to witness this sight fairly often. Thanks again to Hubby for sharing. I particularly enjoy the framing of this shot taken at a distance to give the photo a truly voyeuristic feeling. Oh yeah, and the fact that Wifey has her fantastic 34f breasts on display helps too!

This week’s challenger agains our favorite busty blonde bombshell is nude photo model and centerfold censation Jelena Jensen. Blonde vs. Brunette! This particular match up is extra even (as if anyone has a chance going up against super milf Wifey) is the fact that both lovelies are armed with the same cup size: 34f! Something tells me that Wifey’s ability to give an incredible blowjob and coax huge cum shots with the mere sight of her tits gives her an unfair advantage. Okay, let’s hear it, who’s hottest?

View Jelena Jensen Photos

Considering the negative feedback there seems to be everytime a busty young lady with an enhanced bustline is posted, I figured this collection of Coed Magazines 52 Best Natural Breasts of All Time would be the perfect post for you lads. Really, it should probably be the 104 Best Natural Breasts of All Time. And I have my doubts that every pair of tits was reaserched as there are clearly a few sets of silicone in the bunch. If you world your way through the comments, somone took the time to modify the list and was kind enough to included Wifey’s bountiful 34f fun bags! At the very least, check out the link for 52 sets of topless tits photos.

See Coed Magazine’s 52 Best Natural Breasts