Wifey Talk

Pussy. Twat. Snatch. Coochie. Trim. Bearded clam. The list of euphemisms for the vagina go on and on and on and on. But Fifi? Never heard that one. Apparently, in addition to hundreds of names, pussy now comes in a wide variety of grooming styles. When I first started getting aquainted with the joys of pussy, you rarely ran across anything other than full on bush. Maybe a slightly trimmed Dorrito chip now and again, but certainly nothing as glorious as a freshly shaven Brazillian muff.

How, the folks over at RFSU are using pubic styles to promote their line of grooming products at www.shavethepussy.com. Included on this wonderful little flash site are a gallery of female pubic styles as well as a pretty entertaining game of Style Your Own Fifi.

Over the years, Wifey’s grooming style has stayed pretty consistent, as has Hubby’s. If you had to choose a new style for Wifey’s pubes, what style would you choose?

It has to make you wonder…was this planned?  I mean she was dating a paparazzo!  Did she really think he was not going to take some pictures or video.  Damn, anyone that had the chance to jump into bed with her would certainly want proof!  If for nothing else the potential payday would make it worth it!  I know, I know, all you purists that claim you would not do it.  LIARS! You are all LIARS! ;-)  Of course if the opportunity were to arise BEFORE all of the drama, back when she was actually HOT…it would have been much easier! Anyway, you can read the story here.

No, we are not talking about the usual Jaws 3-D level of three dimensional entertainment here. This is much more up the average Wifey’s World fan’s alley. Nude photography in 3-D! No offense to the featured lovely ladies, but even in the third dimension, their dimensions are no match for those of Wifey. I would imagine that seeing Wifey’s DDs in 3-D would cause some heads to explode. Clearly, something exploded all over Wifey’s huge tits in the photo below.

Well the new update is done and it’s a good thing for me some of those geek dudes that work on computers really know how to “give it” if you know what I mean

Probably should have been wearing a bra while I had the guy here, but then again if my tits weren’t hanging out who knows how much the guy woulda charged me?.. You should have seen what I had to do to get out of a traffic ticket here last week! Now THAT should have went up on the website!

Anyway, there was some really good fucking in this latest update and maybe one of the most powerful cumshots I’ve ever taken in the mouth! One blast ricocheted off my tooth so hard it almost knocked a lamp over!..

I have mentioned that my hometown of Portland is known for its microbrews and its numerous strip clubs. I forgot to mention that Portland (much like Seattle) is also know for its coffee. The ingenious entrepreneurs at Bikini Coffee Company in Salem Oregon have decided to combine Oregonians love of brew and boobs into a new business venture: bikini clad baristas! Guaranteed to give new meaning to the question “Would you like cream with that?” As long as it isn’t breast milk! Of course, neighborhood parenting groups and other conservatives are outraged that these hot latte hotties would dare to show off their feminine forms while serving a tasty beverage. From what I have read, the gals already have their hands full with their fair share of flashers. Mental note: exposed scrot plus boiling water equals intense pain.

In addition to incredible blowjobs and oily handjobs, Wifey is also particularly well equiped at performing one of my all time favorite fetishes: the titty fuck. I would take a good tit job over a blowjob or handjob anytime. Of course, you have to be lucky enough to have access to someone sporting at least a C cup or it is kind of a waste of time. Luckily, Wifey’s boobs are the perfect size to coax a lovely pearl necklace out of Hubby anytime.

Also premiering its’ third season on Showtime this week is Dexter. Michael C. Hall of Six Feet Under fame plays a blood splatter expert working for the cops who also happens to be a serial killer with a code and a conscience in this darkly funny thriller. Another show with an anti-hero that you feel bad for rooting for, Dexter manages to be twisted, violent and hilarious all at the same time. Not as much in the nudity department when compared to Californication, but still worth a watch or a rental on DVD. Much like Six Feet Under and new Alan Ball HBO show True Blood, Dexter has a visually interesting opening sequence as well.

Some might consider Wifey to be a splatter expert too, but its certainly not blood that she is intimately familiar with…

Fall is here. And while some are all worked up over college and pro football, I am much more excited about the start of the new fall tv season. Seems like there are some pretty great shows out there and we will be talking about some of the shows that have caught our attention. The first of which is Californication starring David Duchovny as a sexually addicted (hmmmmm, maybe he took his role a little too seriously?) and immature writer living and fucking his way through Los Angeles. I am a huge fan of shows that feature an anti-hero as the main character (The Shield, Rescue Me, Breaking Bad etc. ) and Hank Moody definitely qualifies. Aside from the fact that I have been a big fan of Duchovny since his X-files days, the show is also chock full of hot, nude babes. Don’t let the fact that Madeline Zima plays an underage teenager deter you from enjoying her fabulously endowed nude form.

Who would have thought that one of the main topics of discussion about an Alaskan Governor turned Vice Presidential candidate would be about her choice of eyewear? Apparently, the specs sported by Mrs. Palin are setting quite the fashion trend. Pairs of her Kawasaki 704 glasses are selling out across the country and on backorder in most places. Maybe its just me, but if I wanted to get my hands on her pair, I wouldn’t be talking about her glasses. And in my opinion, whether we are talking about glasses or tits, my preference is for Wifey’s pair any day. I would be willing to be Sarah Palin won’t let her husband cum on her glasses the way the Wifey does.

Well, we don’t know for sure if she will deep throat or not, but we do know she won’t be starring in the Linda Lovelace biopic “Inferno”.  She had been touting the movie for about a year now and has recently pulled out.  Apparently she found the role a bit too “dark” and wants to focus on comedies.  Probably because of the recent success of “House Bunny”.  I would liked to have seen her in this role.  For more reasons than one, but mainly because I think she would have been a good fit for the role.  You can read the whole story here.