Wifey Talk

Those of you who have been following this blog since the beginning may be familiar with my fondness for Kim Kardashian and her bountiful booty. Well, she’s back and this time doing a little promotion for an upcoming movie wrestling none other than fellow Pussycat Doll performer Carmen Electra Looks like Carmen’s stripper exercise routine is paying off!. Aside from Stacy Keibler and other WWE Divas , I have never been much of a fan of wrestling, but the sight of these two beauties rolling around mashing their bouncy bits together is definitely enjoyable. It certainly doesn’t hurt that their outfits are reminiscent of something a female superhero might wear!

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Amateur website owner and model Foxy Jacky recently causes a ruckus in Bartlett Grove , TN by shooting one of her nude in public videos in a public park. Of course, the locals are very upset that something so horrible could happen in their neighborhood. If my local park had a little more T&A like this, I might be more inclined to visit now and again. Fortunately for us, this deviant, perverted criminal is still at large.

Watch the uncensored video here and see the news footage here .

In this week’s update I get to turn the tables and hold an interview and “audition” for a new guy to join my all male sex brothel. The guy that shows up does a killer job of getting me worked up (and damn does that boy ever love my boobies!)

I get a nice boning and it ends up with one of the biggest facials I ever received. This guy annihilated my eyes, I’m surprised I could still have an orgasm myself afterwards.

No, it’s not a Wifey clip in which Hubby’s load is finally too much for her. It’s the Red Band R-rated trailer for the new movie Choke based on one of my all time favorite novelists’ latest novel. Some of you might know Chuck Palahniuk from the movie adaptation of his book Fight Club. Not only is Choke based on a great book in which the main character battles with sex addiction, but it also stars one of my favorite actors: Sam Rockwell. Those of you who have not seen Safe Men (also starring faves Steve Zahn, Mark Ruffalo and Paul Giamatti) should add it to your Netflix queue immediately.

To view the age restricted trailer (bare boobies and all!) click here and enter your birthday. So as not to corrupt any young minds with perversities and all that.

Who doesn’t love sex toys? Especially when wielded by an expert in the field such as Wifey. Any doubters need only take a glance at the photo above to see proof that Wifey knows her way around a toy or two. Having spent some time in more than a few adult shops, I have seen my share of strange sex toys. My favorite so far being a vibrator shaped and textured exactly like a shucked ear of corn that I ran across in Amsterdam.

The folks over at Asylum have a great pictorial featuring disturbing sex toys that will make you wonder just what your neighbors might be up to. Someone’s got to be buying this stuff. Enjoy.

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Apparently, it is news to some people that sex can and does happen anywhere and everywhere!  Take for instance this recent news (?) story.  I guess it might be a good idea for the performer to NOT mention where they are considering you might raise some eyebrows!  They must have missed this Wifey shoot…

Everyone seems to have Olympic fever except for me. Granted, I have never been much of a sports guy. My preference is for sports of the indoor variety! I have noticed that what I have seen of the Olympics seems to be filled with tasty athletic T & A! Between women’s beach volleyball and the beach volleyball dancers there seems to be no shortage of far east tease. As we all know, Wifey’s floor routine usually consists of crawling around it on all floors!

To get into the Olympic spirit, check out the Top 10 Hottest Gymnasts and the wonderful routine from a Romanian gymnast below.

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Today’s post involves quite a few of my favorite things: boobs, bras, burlesque stars and none other than the delightful Dita Von Teese. If you are not familiar with this naughty nymph of the nouveau burlesque movement (and former Mrs. Marilyn Manson), now is your chance to get acquainted in these delicious new photos.

How does Ms. Von Teese fit into the Wifey universe you ask? As we all know, Wifey sports an impressive set of breasts which can limit your options when shopping for erotic lingerie and bras. Thanks to Dita’s new line of vintage pin-up inspired Wonderbra lingerie, Wifey will have no trouble finding an alluring outfit in her curvaceous cup-size! Dita also has her own line of stockings and corsets for those who want to outfit their lady in true Betty Page style.

Hmmmmmm. An attractive blonde with big tits that likes to swallow. I wonder if anyone on this blog would find Rachel Aziani, this weeks Wifey’s World Featured Friend, interesting at all? If she does catch your fancy, you can always find exclusive photos and videos of in the Wifey’s World member’s area.

Of course, again, this fantastic beer commercial for Guinness would never air on this side of the pond, but proved to be very popular over seas. I wonder why? The best part is, since you never see the face of the woman in it, it could easily be Wifey. If she was brunette. And into doing other guys. And Girls.

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