Wifey Talk

Hubby likes to dabble in modern art. His style is reminiscent of that of Jackson Pollock’s splatter paint materpieces. While Pollock’s prefered medium was paint on canvas, Hubby prefers to work with spunk on Wifey’s face and Tits. No one will argue that Wifey’s cum splattered face after receiving a huge load is a sexy work of art.

There are some works of modern art out there that are most definitely not sexy despite attempts by the artist to try and make it sexy.

Unsexy Moments in the History Of Modern Art

Back from the beach with a sore ass from riding those ATVs! With my boobs flying around, good thing Hubby was wearing a helmet! We shot this today, Hubby will have it up shortly in the Member’s area 

No we are not talking about illegal downloads here. We are talking about the upcoming release of “Pirates II”. If you have not seen Digital Playground’s full length adult feature “Pirates” then you are truly missing out. This movie raised the bar as far as quality production and performance for all adult films. It is a very entertaining, and a very sexual experience for adult movie lovers both male and female. “Pirates II” is poised to do the same thing. It is due to be released in September and will most likely prove to be even better.

“Pirates II” will include more than eight hours of supplemental material, including running commentary, extended sex scenes, a bonus sex scene, a behind-the-scenes featurette, a slide show, a special behind-the-scenes featurette with Riley Steele first day on the set, interviews and other bells and whistles.

Digital Playground Director of Marketing Adella O’Neal told XBIZ to expect big things from the movie.

“‘Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge’ is extremely comprehensive at every level,” she said, adding that her company has an extensive and comprehensive marketing campaign planned out. “Nothing like this has ever been done before. I’m beyond excited for it’s release.”

To view the trailer click here.

It’s a scientific fact. Boobs jiggle. No other scientific fact seems to fascinate men more. Another scientific fact: big boobs jiggle more. Wifey’s huge boobs are usually too busy taking one of Hubby’s monster loads to do much jiggling, but they definitely get going in when she decides to grace Hubby with one of her famous titty fucking sessions.

In the interest of science, I present the Top 10 Celebrity Boob Jiggling Videos!

Need more scientific proof? Here you go:

Who doesn’t love lingerie? Obviously, any fan of Wifey’s World can’t help but be a huge fan of Wifey’s lingerie collection. Of course, its more about her taking it off than wearing it! Wifey can often be spotted sporting a revealing teddy such as the one pictured above, but this post is about teddies of a different sort: Teddy Babes. I always thought Real Dolls were strange enough, but this takes it to a whole new level.

“Teddy Babes - nearly life size plush dolls for “boys too BIG for Teddy Bears” These are for you if poor old Teddy Ruxpin is too tight a fit”.

Read More About Teddy Babes

I might have mentioned in an earlier post that I am a dork. My enjoyment of science fiction movies, comic books and video games clearly puts me in the dork category. Of course science fiction movies, comic books and video games are also full of barely clothed hotties with huge boobs, so all my interests are represented.

I didn’t have the good fortune to attend Comic Con this year, but I did run across this entertaining game of guess the female super hero boobs. Perhaps if we try hard enough we can get Wifey to dress up in a super hero costume and demonstrate her powers!

I don’t have kids (and don’t plan too), but I can only imagine how strange it would be to have “The Talk”.  You know, the one where you have to explain what happens when Daddy puts his Hoo Hoo into Mommy’s Who Ha. Well, if you can’t quite find the words there is now another solution: creepy german illustrated sexual education kids books! Although, these anatomically correct illustrations might do more harm than good.

I prefer to get my sex ed the Wifey way by watching Wifey suck down Hubby’s huge loads.

Creepy German Sex Ed Children’s Book

It’s been a while since we have had any fun and games here at WifeyTalk.com and I ran across a pretty entertaining online time waster the other day that I thought I would share.

WIfey makes a very distinctive face when she is having an orgasm and I am sure that any true Wifey fan would have no trouble spotting it if her photos were part of this game.  Especially since her face usually covered with one of Hubby’s huge loads!

Judging whether a photo is of an O Face or a Dancing With The Stars Face is a little tougher. Let us know how you do.

That’s right, in case you have not heard the “Wardrobe Malfunction Heard ‘Round The World” has finally been settled.  Remember Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake at the 2004 Superbowl half time show?  Well, this week the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” when it issued the pricey penalty ($550,000 USD) against the network for the boob slippage. It has been a long and arduous road but as someone once said “The universe tends to unfold as it should”.  This NEVER should have been an issue…NEVER.  See the story here.  I am telling you guys sooner or later we will have hot babes with bare boobs in the mainstream!  YEAH!!!!

Perhaps I am alone in this thought, but I would love to see a WifeyWorld.com photo and video shoot featuring WIfey as an exotic dancer and busting a few moves on the pole. And yes, she would need to be wearing the clear heels. How about a point-of-view video of Hubby getting a lap dance from Wifey? Of course, it would not be fair if Hubby didn’t have to play by the same rules that the rest of us have to follow when getting our zippers polished by our favorite stripper.

In the interest of ensuring that you won’t have any run ins with angry bouncers at your local house of muff, we offer the following lesson: Lap Dance Etiquette!