Wifey Talk

Now this is a film I want to see made. Apparently director Quentin Tarantino wants to remake the Classic 1966 film “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” using Tera Patrick as the lead. At least that is the buzz according to the New York Post. “Quentin loves her, and she’s a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana,” a source told the Post’s Page Six gossip column. Patrick said “It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” she said. “I was built for this part.”

Being a fan of Tarantio’s work and Tera’s fine ass and tits I REALLY want to see this movie!

Hubby had a minor surgery last week and had been feeling a little woozy thanks to the painkillers (or should I call them orgasmkillers?). It’s amazing to see the recuperative power that a heavy set of tits has on a man. Not easy coaxing a Happy Ending with a penis on Percocet though, but my magic hands did the trick. My arms’ll probably look like Popeye’s after this rubfest but it was well worth it in the end! Than god he’s back to normal now!!

Part of my job in advertising is to stay current on television and print advertising trends. Imagine my surprise when I ran across these entertaining Ads to promote safe sex. With this country seeming getting more and more conservative, you have to travel to Europe to see these in person, so I thought I would do some sex education of my own and post these for your enjoyment.

As cool as these ads are, I still prefer to learn about sex the Wifey way: by watching her take a humongous Hubby load!

The guess the fake tits game reminded me of another online game I ran across not too long ago. If you think you have a pretty thorough knowledge of the female anatomy, this game is for you. All you have to do is guess if a photo is of a lady’s boobs, butt or shoulder. Easy, right? Not always. Plus, these photos make it hard to decide if you’re a tit man or an ass man.

Playing this game with photos of Wifey’s would be kind of pointless considering the hours we have all spent studying her figure at Wifey’s World.com.

Until he retired recently, my dad was a plastic surgeon. I spent a lot of time in his office and grew up around fake boobs. So I got pretty good at being able to tell what was real, and what wasn’t. I ran across a pretty cool flash game recently, but it’s not about guessing if tits are real or not. That would be too easy. In this game, you have to guess which Hollywood Harlot is sporting a fake rack based on her before picture.

Play Before They Were Boobs

Play Before They Were Boobs Part 2

We would show you Wifey’s before picture, but as any true Wifey’s World fan knows, Wifey’s tits have always been perfect!

Well, ok maybe she just shows it to her neighborhood. ;-)  Kelly loves to flash and have sex in public places and you can see it all in the newest Friends update at www.wifeysworld.com.  Where all of the hottest, and horniest cock suckers show off their talents.  And Kelly is no exception.  For this update she even gave the TV repair guy a blow job.  NOT something you will want to miss….

Are you less social than you used to be? Always on the internet? Demanding or rough during sex? If so, then you are a porn addict. At least according to fox news you are. I can’t really blame you. Between all the great photos and videos at www.wifeysworld.com , products and dvds in the official Wifey store and this blog, you can pretty much blame Hubby and Wifey for your newly diagnosed condition. Sadly, insurance won’t cover your subscription to Wifey’s World, even if she is a nurse! Luckily, we have an easy 3-step porn addiction test. Step One: View this photo . Step Two: Check for erection. Step Three: Seek help as your are a pervert.

Signs You Might Be A Porn Addict courtesy of Fox News

As an original Wifey Fan ever since that first News Group photo was posted during the last Millenium, I have a question.   For years I’ve been driving myself into a Wifey Fever trying to decide which Image is my favorite.  It seems to be one of those eternal questions without an answer, but I’ll ask it anyway.  

Do any of you Wifey Fans have ONE Wifey Image that stands out more than any other in your mind?  You can identify your favorite Wifey Image by referring to the www.wifeysworld.com Image Archives by Year, Month, Week Number, and Image Name, or if you have a favorite Image prior to 2003 just respond with the file name.  If that image was ever in a Wifey Update or a Wifey CD, it will be in my extensive Wifey Image Collection.  I’ll post the Winning Image later, if one can be found.  

The example Image that I chose is only one of my countless favorites since I can’t seem to narrow them down to just one.  It’s from 2003, Sep, Week 3, popeye09.jpg.  

Probably not something that I would want to see but… Rumor has it that Vern Troyer, the mainstream actor most known for his part as Mini Me in the Austin Powers movies, has been “caught” on tape in several compromising positions. Apparently SugarDVD, an adult rental and sales site, has been approached by a third party with a 50 minute video of Troyer in bed with a young hottie of average height.

The tape reportedly includes oral sex, a close-up of Troyer’s naughty parts and several shots of Troyer looking directly into the camera.

“This is one of the most interesting tapes I have ever seen,” SugarDVD CEO Jax said. “We are willing to purchase the tape for $100,000 and release the footage if Vern and his mystery woman give their consent.”

SugarDVD said it will not release the tape without the consent of Troyer and the woman in the video.

I wonder how much a video would be worth if we got Paris Hilton to do Vern Troyer on film???

The last post about celebrity breasts started me taking a trip down mammary lane. Growing up, it wasn’t just Linda Carter as Wonder Woman that put me on the road to loving big tits . Ginger from Gilligan’s Island had a hand in my development as well. Not too long ago, TBS ran a fantastic promo featuring a couple of buxom beauties in a boobtastic homage to our favorite desert island d-cup beauties .