Wifey Talk

Let’s take a short break for a Public Service Announcement from Wifey’sWorld.com about why it’s so important to support your favorite must amateur milf and horny housewife site. As you can see in the terrifying photo of former Playboy model and wife of Lorenzo Lamas Shauna Sand, there are some scary frankenstein type titties out there. After viewing this photo, I don’t think I will get an erection for a week (or at least until the next WIfey update!). I thought it might be important for us all to remember why we appreciate Wifey and her glorious set of titanic 34f titties on display in her hundreds of amateur housewife photos.

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Ever want to build your own mate? You know get everything just right. Perfect bod, perfect personality, never complains, does everything you want? Well, that was what Le Trung of Ontario Canada DID. He managed to do what most guys only dream about and what most in the robotics industry have been trying to do. The only thing that bothers me is that he claims he did not have time to search for a real mate, yet he spent TWO FUCKING YEARS BUILDING THIS GIRL???? That and the fact that he said he did not create her for sex…yeah right. He spent 14000 pounds to build a mate and not have sex with her? Sure!
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What would you pay for a Wifey version of this?

We have all seen videos of Wifey getting fucked on, under or around all kinds of objects: beds, chairs, pools, etc. I have never seen Hubby and Wifey incorporate anything like The Humping Chair into their routine. I really don’t know what else to say about this one. Weird. And not American Weird. Japanese weird.

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Who doesn’t love sex toys? Especially when wielded by an expert in the field such as Wifey. Any doubters need only take a glance at the photo above to see proof that Wifey knows her way around a toy or two. Having spent some time in more than a few adult shops, I have seen my share of strange sex toys. My favorite so far being a vibrator shaped and textured exactly like a shucked ear of corn that I ran across in Amsterdam.

The folks over at Asylum have a great pictorial featuring disturbing sex toys that will make you wonder just what your neighbors might be up to. Someone’s got to be buying this stuff. Enjoy.

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Who doesn’t love lingerie? Obviously, any fan of Wifey’s World can’t help but be a huge fan of Wifey’s lingerie collection. Of course, its more about her taking it off than wearing it! Wifey can often be spotted sporting a revealing teddy such as the one pictured above, but this post is about teddies of a different sort: Teddy Babes. I always thought Real Dolls were strange enough, but this takes it to a whole new level.

“Teddy Babes - nearly life size plush dolls for “boys too BIG for Teddy Bears” These are for you if poor old Teddy Ruxpin is too tight a fit”.

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