Wifey Talk

Hi Guys- we’ve had a lot of requests to add 8″ x 10″ autographed photos to the store for quite some time and have finally added them to the lineup. Right now there are 5 selections: 4 semi-nudes and one with a PG13 bikini top. The store will allow you to enter the comments you want her to scribe “To Pete- you really are part donkey” (you get the idea). Come and get them now while supplies last.

Coming soon- Wifey’s worn nipple rings, panty hose and other personal items..

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After a year long wait our new website is finally finished. It was supposedly only going to be a two or three month ordeal but numerous delays and setbacks ran it out to over a year. Goddamn I’m glad its done 

It may look similar on the Guest side but the Members area has been completely revamped. The weird navigation issues we’ve had are gone, there are new sections including a Members only blog we’re calling "Planet Wifey", we’ll have more frequent updates, Flash videos and other goodies. It’s also a lot more searchable, so if you’re looking for "Titty fucking" or "Interracial" all you have to do is click the tag or search it and Voila! There they are 

Here’s a peek:

Come and See the changes !

Ok…we all knew size mattered.  The problem is that we have been focusing on the wrong “thing”.  Apparently, women that are banging men with large bank accounts have more orgasms than women that are banging guys that are broke.  FINALLY, the truth is out there….but really who didn’t know that money would get you chicks.  Just look at Bill Gates.  Who would want to screw that guy and not get paid!

So, I guess this means guys should stop buying the penis pills, dick pumps and any other cock enhancement product and get a job.  The whole story is here…

Now I am just as interested in extreme sports as the next guy, but what the hell is this?  Is he trying to create a new winter sport?  I guess he just could not wait to hit the slopes ;-)  Seriously, you have to wonder how something like this can happen.  He is lucky he got caught up and didn’t fall…here is more of the story.

Apparently AVN Hall of Fame actress Janine Lindemulder, AKA Janine M. James, neglected to pay her taxes and now she has to spend some time in the clink.  The 40 year old Janine plead guilty in August to the tax evasion charges and was senteced yesterday to six months in jail followed by one year of supervised release and she has to pay all of the back taxes estimated at $294,000.  You would think that someone making that much money for so long would have a decent accountant!

The former wife of Jesse James (West Coast Choppers) Janine has had a number of successful ventures in the past including posing for the Blink 182 album cover, appearing in Howard Stern’s movie “Private Parts”, and starring roles in MANY adult films like “Pirates”.  Hopefully, when released she will be able to recover from the mess…although we have heard that after pleading guilty this past summer she shot some of her most “shocking” scenes she has ever done.  So maybe she is already well on her way! I see the inevitable “Caged Fury” scenes coming soon!

Damn!  It’s not like I needed another reason to go to Las Vegas but for some reason they keep coming up with enticing little tricks!  Apparently Penthouse is looking to get into the Casino business and wants to offer topless dealers if they can get the approval!  It all seems so unfair!  I just learned to count cards, got my basic strategy figured out, learned how to avoid the scrutiny of the “Pit Critters” and now I have to be drawn in by lucsios ladies with big titties dealing Blackjack!  I just know it must be a conspiracy!  Lure me in and empty my pockets!  Here is the story.

Most of us are not lucky enough to be married to someone like Wifey who’s hobbies include posing nude for the camera, giving blowjobs, giving handjobs, titty fucking, masturbating and fucking on film. Hubby has lived the dream of having his wife of many years turn into a porn star while only performing with him and only sucking down his enormous loads.

I ran across an interesting article about what it takes to be married to a porn star and found it pretty interesting.

Read What If Your Wife Were A Porn Star.

DeclareYourself.com is a political site urging voters to register and vote early in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election. This site seemed a natural follow up to the last post about fetishes. The new campaign for DeclareYourself.com features Jessica Alba trussed up in shiny black tape as well as bound in a Hannibal Lecter type mask to illustrate that if you don’t vote you are really just muzzling yourself. I think their thinking might be slightly flawed. If my not voting results in more photos of Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera in bondage gear I don’t know that I would be that motivated!

If you are not registered yet, DeclareYourself.com is a great place to do it. Make sure to check out the Jessica Alba video while you are over there.

With the start of the Presidential and Vice Presidential debates, the race for the White House seems to be getting into full swing. Not to say that Wifey isn’t patriotic, but she does seem to be into the white more than the red or the blue. Hubby’s enormous white loads that is! Apparently, Wifey is not the only sexy patriot out there these days. Apparently, a bevy of busty babes are voicing their choice of candidate in a very interesting way. You don’t see this kind of coverage on CNN.

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I have mentioned that my hometown of Portland is known for its microbrews and its numerous strip clubs. I forgot to mention that Portland (much like Seattle) is also know for its coffee. The ingenious entrepreneurs at Bikini Coffee Company in Salem Oregon have decided to combine Oregonians love of brew and boobs into a new business venture: bikini clad baristas! Guaranteed to give new meaning to the question “Would you like cream with that?” As long as it isn’t breast milk! Of course, neighborhood parenting groups and other conservatives are outraged that these hot latte hotties would dare to show off their feminine forms while serving a tasty beverage. From what I have read, the gals already have their hands full with their fair share of flashers. Mental note: exposed scrot plus boiling water equals intense pain.