Wifey Talk

Having been a Wifey’s World fan since the early days, I have had the opportunity to view pretty much every photo in the Wifey’s World archives. Over the years, I have noticed that Hubby’s photography skills have evolved to the point where I would not be surprised if he could not make a go of it professionally. Of course, by working exclusively with Wifey, he does get to keep his amateur status! Besides, with subject matter as lovely as Wifey, why work with any other models?

Speaking of nude photography, I recently ran across an article about London based erotic photographer Frank White. Frank’s photo archives are full of lovely English ladies who for some reason can’t seem to keep their knickers on.

View Frank White Erotic Photography

With the start of the Presidential and Vice Presidential debates, the race for the White House seems to be getting into full swing. Not to say that Wifey isn’t patriotic, but she does seem to be into the white more than the red or the blue. Hubby’s enormous white loads that is! Apparently, Wifey is not the only sexy patriot out there these days. Apparently, a bevy of busty babes are voicing their choice of candidate in a very interesting way. You don’t see this kind of coverage on CNN.

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There is nothing curious about why watching video of Wifey stimulate her button is such a turn on! Our latest installment of the Wifey Movie Preview features a sneak peek at The Curious Case of Benjamin Button which is based on the F. Scott Fitzgerald story of a man born with the body of a 77 year old man that then ages backwards. I am not usually a huge fan of romantic films, but I have to give director David Fincher the benefit of the doubt. Fincher is pretty high up on my list of favorite directors and his films Seven, Fight Club and Zodiac are among my all time favorites. Add Brad Pitt as the title character and Cate Blanchett as his love interest and you just might have a decent movie.

View The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Trailer

Pussy. Twat. Snatch. Coochie. Trim. Bearded clam. The list of euphemisms for the vagina go on and on and on and on. But Fifi? Never heard that one. Apparently, in addition to hundreds of names, pussy now comes in a wide variety of grooming styles. When I first started getting aquainted with the joys of pussy, you rarely ran across anything other than full on bush. Maybe a slightly trimmed Dorrito chip now and again, but certainly nothing as glorious as a freshly shaven Brazillian muff.

How, the folks over at RFSU are using pubic styles to promote their line of grooming products at www.shavethepussy.com. Included on this wonderful little flash site are a gallery of female pubic styles as well as a pretty entertaining game of Style Your Own Fifi.

Over the years, Wifey’s grooming style has stayed pretty consistent, as has Hubby’s. If you had to choose a new style for Wifey’s pubes, what style would you choose?

It has to make you wonder…was this planned?  I mean she was dating a paparazzo!  Did she really think he was not going to take some pictures or video.  Damn, anyone that had the chance to jump into bed with her would certainly want proof!  If for nothing else the potential payday would make it worth it!  I know, I know, all you purists that claim you would not do it.  LIARS! You are all LIARS! ;-)  Of course if the opportunity were to arise BEFORE all of the drama, back when she was actually HOT…it would have been much easier! Anyway, you can read the story here.

No, we are not talking about the usual Jaws 3-D level of three dimensional entertainment here. This is much more up the average Wifey’s World fan’s alley. Nude photography in 3-D! No offense to the featured lovely ladies, but even in the third dimension, their dimensions are no match for those of Wifey. I would imagine that seeing Wifey’s DDs in 3-D would cause some heads to explode. Clearly, something exploded all over Wifey’s huge tits in the photo below.

Well the new update is done and it’s a good thing for me some of those geek dudes that work on computers really know how to “give it” if you know what I mean

Probably should have been wearing a bra while I had the guy here, but then again if my tits weren’t hanging out who knows how much the guy woulda charged me?.. You should have seen what I had to do to get out of a traffic ticket here last week! Now THAT should have went up on the website!

Anyway, there was some really good fucking in this latest update and maybe one of the most powerful cumshots I’ve ever taken in the mouth! One blast ricocheted off my tooth so hard it almost knocked a lamp over!..

I have mentioned that my hometown of Portland is known for its microbrews and its numerous strip clubs. I forgot to mention that Portland (much like Seattle) is also know for its coffee. The ingenious entrepreneurs at Bikini Coffee Company in Salem Oregon have decided to combine Oregonians love of brew and boobs into a new business venture: bikini clad baristas! Guaranteed to give new meaning to the question “Would you like cream with that?” As long as it isn’t breast milk! Of course, neighborhood parenting groups and other conservatives are outraged that these hot latte hotties would dare to show off their feminine forms while serving a tasty beverage. From what I have read, the gals already have their hands full with their fair share of flashers. Mental note: exposed scrot plus boiling water equals intense pain.

In addition to incredible blowjobs and oily handjobs, Wifey is also particularly well equiped at performing one of my all time favorite fetishes: the titty fuck. I would take a good tit job over a blowjob or handjob anytime. Of course, you have to be lucky enough to have access to someone sporting at least a C cup or it is kind of a waste of time. Luckily, Wifey’s boobs are the perfect size to coax a lovely pearl necklace out of Hubby anytime.

Also premiering its’ third season on Showtime this week is Dexter. Michael C. Hall of Six Feet Under fame plays a blood splatter expert working for the cops who also happens to be a serial killer with a code and a conscience in this darkly funny thriller. Another show with an anti-hero that you feel bad for rooting for, Dexter manages to be twisted, violent and hilarious all at the same time. Not as much in the nudity department when compared to Californication, but still worth a watch or a rental on DVD. Much like Six Feet Under and new Alan Ball HBO show True Blood, Dexter has a visually interesting opening sequence as well.

Some might consider Wifey to be a splatter expert too, but its certainly not blood that she is intimately familiar with…